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Sunday, June 14, 2009

Wayne Jarvis

Name: Wayne Jarvis
Occupation: Attorney-at-Law
One word to describe himself: Professional
Accomplishments: Worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had
Things he's ducked behind: Couch, little garbage car
Portrayed by: John Michael Higgins
Wayne Jarvis Quotes:
  • "I shall duck behind the couch."
  • "Officers! Michael, these men are here...just a little bit early"
  • "Well Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing."
  • "Did he get E.P.?"
  • "Why do their have be puppets like Frank?"

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