Ann Veal

Name: Ann Paul Veal
Nicknames: Egg, Yam, Annhog, Annabell, Plant, Bland, Plain
Daughter of: Mr. and Mrs. Terry Veal
Boyfriends: George-Michael Bluth, GOB Bluth
Former Residence: Ohio
Favorite Foods: Mayoneggs
Activities: Math Club, Church group
Awards: 3rd place in an Inner-Beauty Contest
Record: 1st camel act to crack the top 10
What she does for fun: Church and studying
Yearbook Quote: "Were we supposed to have a quote?"
Portrayed by: Mae Whitman (portrayed by Alessandra Toreson in "Let 'Em Eat Cake")
Ann Veal Quotes:

• "I’m not really in the mood for a kiss. This isn’t Marc Cherry’s house."
• "It sounds like your father just gave us permission to start doing it. You must teach me, George-Michael. You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh."
• "George Michael, you said that you couldn’t come to church because you were working. Now you’re doing neither. That’s quite a lot of sins for a Sunday afternoon, don’t you think?"
• "And now you're drinking?!"
• "I'm going back to church."
  

Lindsay Fünke

Name: Lindsay Fünke
Marital Status: Married (to Tobias Fünke)
Mother of: Maeby Fünke
Parents: Unknown, adopted by Lucille Bluth and George Bluth, Sr. (Almost a Sitwell)
Occupation: Actress, Entrepreneur, Administrative Assistant for Bluth Company, Housewife, Maid, Musician, Shopgirl
Plastic Surgery: Rhinoplasty
Bands: Dr. Fünke's 100% Natural Good Time Family-Band Solution
Culinary Expertise: Hot ham water
Favorite Clothing Store: Neiman's
Business Ventures: Mommy, What Will I Look Like?, Dip-A-Pet
Philanthropies: Hands of our Penises (H.O.O.P.), Neuterfest, Drying the Wetlands, Stop Global Hunger
Movies: Men With Low Self-Esteem
Beliefs on Alcohol: Wine only turns into alcohol if you let it sit, Vodka goes bad after you open it, Grapefruit turns into alcohol
Portrayed by: Portia de Rossi
Lindsay Fünke Quotes:

• "You call yourself an environmentalist, why don't you go club a few beavers."
• "How do you not have sex with me?"
• "I hope that's not a crack about my hair color, lips, forehead, nose, and teeth, because at least I'm not wearing a rayon sweater-vest on my face."
• "Hey, check out who's on that hog in the rear-view mirror."
  

Arrested Development Drinking Game

My brother and I have developed an Arrested Development drinking game. It combines two of my favorite things in the world. Beer and Arrested Development. There's only one rule, and that is you must take a drink every time the show repeats itself.

Take a drink when:

• Tobias makes an oblivious homosexual reference (Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up)
• any character says "her?"
• "NO TOUCHING!"
• Kitty shows her breasts
• there is a Hop-on reference
• Michael asks "Who?" (referring to Ann)
• Michael refers to Ann as something besides Ann (egg, yam, Annhog)
  
• "STEVE HOLT"
  
• there is any reference to Michael being a robot (not crying)
• there is George Michael-Maeby relationship reference.
• a character utters the phrase, "the mere fact that you call it that"
• someone references Stan Sitwell's alopecia
• Lucille rips on Lindsay's appearance
• "I've made a huge mistake"
• there is a never-nude comment
• someone does a chicken impression and/or dance
• there is a reference to the OC (don't call it that)
• Oscar makes a father remark about Buster
• "Marry me"
• "Well, that was a freebie"
• there is an illusion-trick standoff
• George Michael does his best Star Wars moves
• "Annyong"
• Cops mob a character (with the club beating at the end)
• "Hey brother"
• "You certainly have a type."