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Showing posts with label Annyong Bluth. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Annyong Bluth. Show all posts

Friday, May 8, 2009

Annyong Bluth

Name: Hel-loh "Annyong" Bluth
Adopted son of: Lucille Bluth & George Bluth, Sr.
Ethnicity: Korean
Residence: Balboa Towers
Occupations: Banana Stand
Schooling: Milford Academy
Soccer Position: Goalkeeper
Portrayed by: Justin Lee
Annyong Bluth Quotes:
  • "Hey, look what I found on window sill. Just hat. Someone take wig."
  • "Go fatty."
  • "He no have father? Old lady adopt him too?"

Monday, March 16, 2009

Arrested Development Drinking Game

My brother and I have developed an Arrested Development drinking game. It combines two of my favorite things in the world. Beer and Arrested Development. There's only one rule, and that is you must take a drink every time the show repeats itself.

Take a drink when:
  • Tobias makes an oblivious homosexual reference (Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up)
  • any character says "her?"
  • "NO TOUCHING!"
  • Kitty shows her breasts
  • there is a Hop-on reference
  • Michael asks "Who?" (referring to Ann)
  • Michael refers to Ann as something besides Ann (egg, yam, Annhog)
  • "STEVE HOLT"
  • there is any reference to Michael being a robot (not crying)
  • there is George Michael-Maeby relationship reference.
  • a character utters the phrase, "the mere fact that you call it that"
  • someone references Stan Sitwell's alopecia
  • Lucille rips on Lindsay's appearance
  • "I've made a huge mistake"
  • there is a never-nude comment
  • someone does a chicken impression and/or dance
  • there is a reference to the OC (don't call it that)
  • Oscar makes a father remark about Buster
  • "Marry me"
  • "Well, that was a freebie"
  • there is an illusion-trick standoff
  • George Michael does his best Star Wars moves
  • "Annyong"
  • Cops mob a character (with the club beating at the end)
  • "Hey brother"
  • "You certainly have a type."

Lucille Bluth


Name: Lucille Bluth
Marital Status: Married (to George Bluth, Sr.)
Also Goes By: Gangy
Occupation: Co-Chair of Bluth Foundation, Former USO Performer
Residence: Balboa Towers
Key Attributes: She gets off on being withholding, Alcoholism, Emotionally demoralizing her children
Awards: Motherboy Cutest Couple
Magazine Covers: Balboa-Bay Window
Least Favorite Restaurant: Klimpy's
Chief Social Rival: Lucille Austero
Television Appearances: World's Worst Drivers
Daughter of: Nana
Biological Mother of: G.O.B. Bluth, Michael Bluth, Buster Bluth
Legal Guardian of: Lindsay Fünke, Annyong Bluth
Portrayed by: Jessica Walter
Lucille Bluth Quotes:
  • "Oscar, close it, you look like the window to a butcher shop."
  • "You're high!"
  • "Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire."
  • "Do you boys know how to shovel coal?"
  • "Oh, hello Buster. Here's a candy bar. No, I'm withholding it. Look at me, getting off! "
  • "Mama horny Michael."
  • "How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap?"
  • "No juice for you, you just get more awful."

Friday, March 6, 2009

George Bluth, Sr.


Name: George Bluth, Sr.
Marital Status: Married (to Lucille Bluth)
Occupation: Former president of Bluth Company, Blue Man Group
Current Residence: Cabo
Biological Father of: Michael Bluth, George Oscar (GOB) Bluth, Jr.
Legal Guardian of: Buster Bluth, Annyong Bluth, Lindsay Fünke
Twin Brother of: Oscar Bluth
Softball Position: Catcher (or nothing)
Religion(s): Judaism, Christianity
Inventions: Cornballer
Videos: Caged Wisdom, Boyfight Series
Favorite Foods: Ice Cream Sandwiches
Friends: J. Walter Weatherman, Polly
Women he's had Pop Pop with: Lucille Bluth, Kitty Sanchez, Lucille's sister
Portrayed by: Jeffrey Tambor
George Bluth, Sr. Quotes:
  • "There's always money in the banana stand."
  • "I'm having a fucking tea party, what does it look like?"
  • "At least in prison, we had knife fights, and we had movie night. And once, both. Those men did not enjoy Soapdish."
  • "You killed him when you left the front door open with the air conditioner running."