Father of: Hope Loblaw
Website: Bob Loblaw Law Blog
Legal Services: Bank fraud, embezzlement, conspiracy, money laundering, identity theft* (cash only), insider trading
Business slogan: "You don't need double talk, you need Bob Loblaw"
Headlines: "Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb", "Bob Loblaw Launches Law Blog"
Portrayed by: Scott Baio
Bob Loblaw Quotes:
- "Why should you go to jail for something someone else noticed?"
- "So Lindsay can get to her date with Mr....Blablablah."
- "Well, our copy boy’s very striking, but he often has toner on his fingers."
- "Look, I'm not blind. You're an attractive woman, and you've been dressing like a common whore."