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Monday, December 14, 2009

Phillip Litt

Name: Phillip Litt
Occupation: Director of Girls With Low Self-Esteem
Psychiatric Afflictions: Never-nude
Seminars Attended:
Chafing (by Dr. Schoenweiss)
Portrayed by: Zack Braff
Phillip Litt Quotes:
  • "You're getting all of this, right?"
  • "Ladies, here's the deal. We have hats, you have breasts. You show your breasts, you get a hat."
  • "Cut, cut, cut. We've got a surfboard in the shot."
  • "Will you just get over it. It’s nudity. Just because you’re ashamed of your body, doesn’t mean everyone should be."

37 comments:

  1. 旁觀自己的悲傷是解脫,主觀自己的悲傷是更加悲傷 ..................................................

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  2. 任何你憂慮的事,你都應該去採取一點行動,不要只是在那邊想 ..................................................

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  3. Govern your thoughts when alone, and your tongue when in company...................................................

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  4. 生存乃是不斷地在內心與靈魂交戰;寫作是坐著審判自己。......................................................................

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  5. 唯有學習不已的老師,才能認真的教,唯有燃燒自己,才能點亮他人的燈............................................................

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  6. 當我微笑時,世界和我一起微笑;當我快樂時,世界和我一起活躍。..................................................

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  7. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.............................................................

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  8. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others...................................................................

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