Dr. Fishman

Name: Dr. Fishman
Occupation: Physician
Alias: Dr. Wordsmith
Social Imperfections: Overly literal
Portrayed by: Ian Roberts
Dr. Fishman Quotes:

• "It just looks like he's dead. He's got, like, blue paint all over him or something."
• "He keeps trying to get this IV out of his arm. I don’t understand why. It’s just glucose."
• "He's lost his left hand, so he's going to be all right."
• "You look really hot."
• "He's going to be fine. But unfortunately, you've still got a hook in your ass."
• "I'm sorry, we gave you a little something to relax you. It may have taken the jingle out of your genitals."
  

I'M A MONSTER!

I apologize for cirsumventing my blogging duties but I "Buster-ed" myself. I broke my hand...while in water. Needless to say, large amounts of alcohol was consumed shortly after.

Stan Sitwell

Name: Stan Sitwell
Occupation: President/CEO of Sitwell Enterprises
Father of: Sally Sitwell
Automobile: Corvette
Medical Conditions: Alopecia
Portrayed by: Ed Begley, Jr.
Stan Sitwell Quotes:

• "I've never seen a CEO cry like that. Except at a sentencing."
  
• "It could be worse. He could want to marry your mother. Oh, I'm sorry. Is your family not laughing at that yet?"
• "Sorry, must have put them on too high."
• "It's Alpaca. Cruelty-free really narrows your choices."
  

Marta Estrella

Name: Marta Estrella
Ethnicity: Colombian
Occupation: Spanish Soap Opera Actress
Name of Television Show: El Amor Prohibido (The Forbidden Love)
Children: Amable, Cortesio
Portrayed by: Patricia Velasquez (portrayed by Leonor Varela in "Bringing Up Buster" and "Key Decisions")
Marta Estrella Quotes:

• "GOB is like the cock of the walk, but not you. You are so kind. You’re sensitive, like a woman."
• "Oh, with my dad, it is the vision."
• "I'm sorry, I'm not totally sure who you are."
  

Lupe

Name: Lupe
Occupation: Housekeeper for Lucille Bluth
Current Residence: Santa Ana
Sister of: Luz
Alternate name for Tobias: Meester Gay
Alternate name for Buster: Retardo
Portrayed by: B.W. Gonzalez
Lupe Quotes:

• "I no dust Buster anymore."
• "It's a ball of foil for my son."
  
• "Yours? Or Meesters?"

Lucille Austero

Name: Lucille Austero
Aliases: Lucille Two
Chief Social Rival: Lucille Bluth
Residence: Balboa Towers
Disorders: Chronic vertigo
Men who have chased her: Buster Bluth, GOB Bluth, Stan Sitwell, Carl Weathers
Charity Auction Worth: $10,000
Portrayed by: Liza Minnelli
Lucille Austero Quotes:

• "No, I mean stop it!"
• "I’m going to my spin class."
• "Man, that old lady has really done a number on you, hasn't she?"
• "Should I put the Posturepedic in the down position?"
  

Oscar Bluth

Name: Oscar Bluth
Occupation: ...
Father of: Buster Bluth
Twin Brother of: George Bluth, Sr.
Websites: imoscar.com, podcast
Favorite Marijuana Brands: Afternoon Deelite, Sweet Freedom, Tropical Breeze
Military Experience: Croc spotter
Vehicle: Humble trailor
Favorite Cookie: Any cookies with no preservatives
Pilgrimage: 420 mile walk (has never made it past UC-Irvine)
Songs: All You Need Are Smiles

• Made Joan Baez call him the shallowest man in the world
• Written for David Cassidy, who "was going to sing it on the Mike Douglas show, but he was too embarrassed to do it in front of John and Yoko."

Pairs of pants: 2
Portrayed by: Jeffrey Tambor
Oscar Bluth Quotes:

• "You're drunk!"
• "I hate the grind. You have to grind so many fucking lemons."
• "I only have a hanger for a lock."

Buster Bluth

Name: Buster Bluth
Legal Name: Byron Bluth
Nickname: Baby Buster
Marital Status: Single
Occupation: Post-graduate, former copy room/construction worker for Bluth Company
Son of: Lucille Bluth & Oscar Bluth
Sports Played: None, he was just a turd out there
Schooling: Milford Academy
Scholarly Pursuits: Cartography, Native Indian tribal ceremonies, sleep deprivation, 18th Century Agrarian Business, effects of THC, playing with himself
Pets: Mother (turtle)
Suffers from: Crippling panic attacks, Oedipus Complex, and is legally blind at night
Women he's chased: Lucille Austero, Starla, Adelaide, Lupe, Lucille Bluth?
Toughest, Most Street-smart kid he knows: George-Michael Bluth
Favorite Movies: Chicago, Star Wars
Fears: Seals, the ocean, Catalina, confined spaces, active duty
Skills: Skill crane, Army skills, Seal (for marksmanship), Gorilla (for sand racing)
Magazine Covers: Balboa Bay Window
Awards: Cutest Couple, Saddest
Portrayed by: Tony Hale
Buster Bluth Quotes:

• "Hey brother"
• "I'm a monster!"
• "Cause I'm an uptight...[expletives deleted]...Buster!...[expletives deleted]...YOU OLD HORNY SLUT!"
• "Mom says it's too windy."
• "Yeah, like anyone would want to 'r' her."
• "I like making love to mother."
  

Arrested Development Drinking Game

My brother and I have developed an Arrested Development drinking game. It combines two of my favorite things in the world. Beer and Arrested Development. There's only one rule, and that is you must take a drink every time the show repeats itself.

Take a drink when:

• Tobias makes an oblivious homosexual reference (Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up)
• any character says "her?"
• "NO TOUCHING!"
• Kitty shows her breasts
• there is a Hop-on reference
• Michael asks "Who?" (referring to Ann)
• Michael refers to Ann as something besides Ann (egg, yam, Annhog)
  
• "STEVE HOLT"
  
• there is any reference to Michael being a robot (not crying)
• there is George Michael-Maeby relationship reference.
• a character utters the phrase, "the mere fact that you call it that"
• someone references Stan Sitwell's alopecia
• Lucille rips on Lindsay's appearance
• "I've made a huge mistake"
• there is a never-nude comment
• someone does a chicken impression and/or dance
• there is a reference to the OC (don't call it that)
• Oscar makes a father remark about Buster
• "Marry me"
• "Well, that was a freebie"
• there is an illusion-trick standoff
• George Michael does his best Star Wars moves
• "Annyong"
• Cops mob a character (with the club beating at the end)
• "Hey brother"
• "You certainly have a type."
  

Lucille Bluth

Name: Lucille Bluth
Marital Status: Married (to George Bluth, Sr.)
Also Goes By: Gangy
Occupation: Co-Chair of Bluth Foundation, Former USO Performer
Residence: Balboa Towers
Key Attributes: She gets off on being withholding, Alcoholism, Emotionally demoralizing her children
Awards: Motherboy Cutest Couple
Magazine Covers: Balboa-Bay Window
Least Favorite Restaurant: Klimpy's
Chief Social Rival: Lucille Austero
Television Appearances: World's Worst Drivers
Daughter of: Nana
Biological Mother of: G.O.B. Bluth, Michael Bluth, Buster Bluth
Legal Guardian of: Lindsay Fünke, Annyong Bluth
Portrayed by: Jessica Walter
Lucille Bluth Quotes:

• "Oscar, close it, you look like the window to a butcher shop."
• "You're high!"
• "Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire."
• "Do you boys know how to shovel coal?"
• "Oh, hello Buster. Here's a candy bar. No, I'm withholding it. Look at me, getting off! "
• "Mama horny Michael."
• "How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap?"
• "No juice for you, you just get more awful."
  

George Bluth, Sr.

Name: George Bluth, Sr.
Marital Status: Married (to Lucille Bluth)
Occupation: Former president of Bluth Company, Blue Man Group
Current Residence: Cabo
Biological Father of: Michael Bluth, George Oscar (GOB) Bluth, Jr.
Legal Guardian of: Buster Bluth, Annyong Bluth, Lindsay Fünke
Twin Brother of: Oscar Bluth
Softball Position: Catcher (or nothing)
Religion(s): Judaism, Christianity
Inventions: Cornballer
Videos: Caged Wisdom, Boyfight Series
Favorite Foods: Ice Cream Sandwiches
Friends: J. Walter Weatherman, Polly
Women he's had Pop Pop with: Lucille Bluth, Kitty Sanchez, Lucille's sister
Portrayed by: Jeffrey Tambor
George Bluth, Sr. Quotes:

• "There's always money in the banana stand."
• "I'm having a fucking tea party, what does it look like?"
• "At least in prison, we had knife fights, and we had movie night. And once, both. Those men did not enjoy Soapdish."
• "You killed him when you left the front door open with the air conditioner running."