Wayne Jarvis

Name: Wayne Jarvis
Occupation: Attorney-at-Law
One word to describe himself: Professional
Accomplishments: Worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had
Things he's ducked behind: Couch, little garbage car
Portrayed by: John Michael Higgins
Wayne Jarvis Quotes:

• "I shall duck behind the couch."
• "Officers! Michael, these men are here...just a little bit early"
• "Well Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing."
• "Did he get E.P.?"
• "Why do their have be puppets like Frank?"