Stan Sitwell

Name: Stan Sitwell
Occupation: President/CEO of Sitwell Enterprises
Father of: Sally Sitwell
Automobile: Corvette
Medical Conditions: Alopecia
Portrayed by: Ed Begley, Jr.
Stan Sitwell Quotes:

• "I've never seen a CEO cry like that. Except at a sentencing."
  
• "It could be worse. He could want to marry your mother. Oh, I'm sorry. Is your family not laughing at that yet?"
• "Sorry, must have put them on too high."
• "It's Alpaca. Cruelty-free really narrows your choices."