Wayne Jarvis

Name: Wayne Jarvis
Occupation: Attorney-at-Law
One word to describe himself: Professional
Accomplishments: Worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had
Things he's ducked behind: Couch, little garbage car
Portrayed by: John Michael Higgins
Wayne Jarvis Quotes:

• "I shall duck behind the couch."
• "Officers! Michael, these men are here...just a little bit early"
• "Well Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing."
• "Did he get E.P.?"
• "Why do their have be puppets like Frank?"
  

Franklin Delano Bluth

Name: Franklin Delano Bluth
Aliases: Frank, Judge
Occupations: Pimp, Bailiff for Bud Cort
Favorite Drugs: Ether
Fake Illnesses: Gastric bacterial infection
Fake Allergies: Tricycline, Tetracycline
Albums: 1 (Franklin Comes Alive!)
Songs: It Ain't Easy Being White, (Everything I Do) I do it for You
Portrayed by: Will Arnett's hand
Franklin Delano Bluth Quotes:

• "I don't want no part of your tight-ass country club ya freak bitch!"
• "Speaking of mothers, let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar."
• "I ain't kissing that old bitch."
• "Get your loser hand out of my ass."
• "My name is Judge."
• "Hard to sit when you got someone's hand up your ass."