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Showing posts with label Banana Stand. Show all posts

Friday, May 8, 2009

Annyong Bluth

Name: Hel-loh "Annyong" Bluth
Adopted son of: Lucille Bluth & George Bluth, Sr.
Ethnicity: Korean
Residence: Balboa Towers
Occupations: Banana Stand
Schooling: Milford Academy
Soccer Position: Goalkeeper
Portrayed by: Justin Lee
Annyong Bluth Quotes:
  • "Hey, look what I found on window sill. Just hat. Someone take wig."
  • "Go fatty."
  • "He no have father? Old lady adopt him too?"

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Maeby Fünke


Name: Maeby Fünke
Marital Status: Married (to George-Michael Bluth)
Known Aliases: Surely Wolfe
Fake Diseases: B.S.
Parents: Lindsay Fünke and Tobias Fünke
Occupation: Film executive, Banana Stand, Student
Bands: Dr. Fünke's 100% Natural Good Time Family-Band Solution
Schooling: Public school, Openings
Boys she's kissed: George-Michael Bluth, Annyong Bluth, Steve Holt
Relatives she's kissed: None, unrelated to all of them
Strengths: Good little climber, cons, lying
Weaknesses: Spelling, Math, Geography
Portrayed by: Alia Shawkat
Maeby Fünke quotes:
  • "Marry me."
  • "Holy crap that's going to look good on a hat."
  • "Babysit me."
  • "Maybe we just need a new fucking housekeeper."
  • "I drugged him to not go all the way with him."

Monday, March 9, 2009

George-Michael Bluth


Name: George-Michael Bluth
Birthday: March 2, 1990
Occupation: Mr. Manager of Banana Stand, Former Administrative Assistant for the Bluth Company
Current Residence: Cabo
Son of: Tracy & Michael Bluth
Marital Status: Married to Maeby Fünke
Best Physical Activity: Hanging motionless on the monkey bar
Favorite Movies: Les Cousins Dangereux
Police Record: Stolen bike (vicitm), Breaking into the permit office
People Who Finished Ahead of Him in Class President Voting: Indian kid, Bart Simpson, School Sucks
Favorite Albums: The Jerky Boys
Skills: Star Wars Reenactments, Finely tuned internal clock
Portrayed by: Michael Cera
George-Michael Bluth Quotes:
  • "Yeah, I'm going to need a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and need to go into a controlled slide."
  • "Way to plant, Ann."
  • "Hey Dad, they're out of sanitary napkins in the lady's washroom."
  • "Yeah, pretty soon I'm gonna have to start wearing a bra, right?"