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Showing posts with label Girls With Low-Self Esteem. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Girls With Low-Self Esteem. Show all posts

Monday, December 14, 2009

Phillip Litt

Name: Phillip Litt
Occupation: Director of Girls With Low Self-Esteem
Psychiatric Afflictions: Never-nude
Seminars Attended:
Chafing (by Dr. Schoenweiss)
Portrayed by: Zack Braff
Phillip Litt Quotes:
  • "You're getting all of this, right?"
  • "Ladies, here's the deal. We have hats, you have breasts. You show your breasts, you get a hat."
  • "Cut, cut, cut. We've got a surfboard in the shot."
  • "Will you just get over it. It’s nudity. Just because you’re ashamed of your body, doesn’t mean everyone should be."

Monday, April 27, 2009

Kitty Sanchez

Name: Kitty Sanchez
Aliases: Crazy
Occupation: Former administrative assistant for the Bluth Company (more specifically George Bluth, Sr.'s secretary)
Videos: Girls With Low Self-Esteem
Alcoholics Anonymous Sponsor: John Larroquette
Men She's had Pop-Pop with: George Bluth, Sr., Gob Bluth
Portrayed by: Judy Greer
Kitty Sanchez Quotes:
  • "I have been Googling your father."
  • "Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time."
  • "Let's just say he was on Night Court. I can tell you who it's not. It's not Harry Anderson. It's not Bull. And he's white."
  • "Oh yes there absolutely will be a margarita in my mouth!"
  • "Can we have one conversation that's not about my rack, Michael?"
  • "Wow you get really girly after, huh?"