J. Walter Weatherman

Name: J. Walter Weatherman
Occupations: Former Bluth Company Employee, Artificial Body Parts store clerk
Lessons: Always leave a note, Don't yell, Don't teach lessons, Don't take your foot out of the wrapper, Don't use a one-armed man to scare people
Portrayed by: Steve Ryan
J. Walter Weatherman Quotes:

• "And that's why you always leave a note."
• "And that's why you don't yell."
• "And that's why you don't teach lessons to your son."
  
• "And that's why you don't take your foot out of the wrapper."
• "And that's why you don't teach your father lessons."