John Beard

Name: John Beard
Occupation: Anchorman for FOX 6 News
Television Shows: Hindsight with John Beard
Catchphrase: "What that means for your weekend..."
Portrayed by: John Beard
John Beard Quotes:

• "Do you know the muffin man? There's a reward in it if you do."
• "I can't be apart of the story."
  
• "It's called a cup-a-keeno and wait till you see what it costs."
• "Lose it. No, lose the whole kid. We’ll just go with the Iraq piece."
• "A woman shows all during a fracas at a local restaurant, sources say."