Occupation: Director of Girls With Low Self-Esteem
Psychiatric Afflictions: Never-nude
Seminars Attended: Chafing (by Dr. Schoenweiss)
Portrayed by: Zack Braff
Phillip Litt Quotes:
- "You're getting all of this, right?"
- "Ladies, here's the deal. We have hats, you have breasts. You show your breasts, you get a hat."
- "Cut, cut, cut. We've got a surfboard in the shot."
- "Will you just get over it. It’s nudity. Just because you’re ashamed of your body, doesn’t mean everyone should be."